You Don't Mess with the Zohan
“Lather. Rinse. Save the world.”
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
Genres
Comedy, Action
Studio
Relativity Media
Language
en
Status
Released
How You Don't Mess with the Zohan performed
Budget
$90.0M
Worldwide Gross
$204.3M
Gross Profit
$114.3M
Return
2.3× budget
Opening Wknd (est.)
$29M
Source: TMDB. Domestic/international split (~45/55, genre-typical) and the opening-weekend figure (32% of the domestic run, typical for Comedy) are MoviesRankd estimates. Profit is gross revenue minus production budget and excludes marketing — studios typically need ~2–2.5× budget to break even.
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Cast
Zohan Dvir
Adam Sandler
Zohan Dvir
Dalia Hakbarah
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Dalia Hakbarah
Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah
John Turturro
Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah
Michael Klayman
Nick Swardson
Michael Klayman
Gail Klayman
Lainie Kazan
Gail Klayman
Salim Yousfobdal
Rob Schneider
Salim Yousfobdal
Kevin
Kevin Nealon
Kevin
Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey
Dorit
Yamit Sol
Dorit
Kids' Salon Owner
Adria Tennor
Kids' Salon Owner
Nasi
Daoud Heidami
Nasi
James T. O'Skanlon
Dave Matthews
James T. O'Skanlon
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