The Love Guru
“His karma is huge.”
Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.
Genres
Comedy, Romance
Studio
Paramount Pictures
Language
en
Status
Released
How The Love Guru performed
Budget
$62.0M
Worldwide Gross
$40.9M
Gross Profit
−$21.1M
Return
0.7× budget
Opening Wknd (est.)
$6M
Source: TMDB. Domestic/international split (~45/55, genre-typical) and the opening-weekend figure (32% of the domestic run, typical for Comedy) are MoviesRankd estimates. Profit is gross revenue minus production budget and excludes marketing — studios typically need ~2–2.5× budget to break even.
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Cast
Guru Pitka
Mike Myers
Guru Pitka
Jane Bullard
Jessica Alba
Jane Bullard
Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé
Justin Timberlake
Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé
Darren Roanoke
Romany Malco
Darren Roanoke
Prudence
Meagan Good
Prudence
Dick Pants
John Oliver
Dick Pants
Coach Punch Cherkov
Verne Troyer
Coach Punch Cherkov
Rajneesh
Manu Narayan
Rajneesh
Jay Kell
Stephen Colbert
Jay Kell
Trent Lueders
Jim Gaffigan
Trent Lueders
Guru Tugginmypuddha
Ben Kingsley
Guru Tugginmypuddha
Guru Satchabigknoba
Omid Djalili
Guru Satchabigknoba
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