Screwed
“Everyone gets it in the end.”
A chauffeur kidnaps his rich boss's dog to hold it for ransom, but when she accidentally gets the dog back, she thinks that it's the chauffeur who's been kidnapped.
Genres
Action, Comedy
Studio
Universal Pictures
Language
en
Status
Released
How Screwed performed
Budget
$10.0M
Worldwide Gross
$7.2M
Gross Profit
−$2.8M
Return
0.7× budget
Opening Wknd (est.)
$958K
Source: TMDB. Domestic/international split (~35/65, genre-typical) and the opening-weekend figure (38% of the domestic run, typical for Action) are MoviesRankd estimates. Profit is gross revenue minus production budget and excludes marketing — studios typically need ~2–2.5× budget to break even.
Where to Watch
Cast
Willard Fillmore
Norm Macdonald
Willard Fillmore
Rusty P. Hayes
Dave Chappelle
Rusty P. Hayes
Grover Cleaver
Danny DeVito
Grover Cleaver
Miss Crock
Elaine Stritch
Miss Crock
Detective Tom Dewey
Daniel Benzali
Detective Tom Dewey
Chip Oswald
Sherman Hemsley
Chip Oswald
Hillary
Sarah Silverman
Hillary
Roger
Malcolm Stewart
Roger
Officer Richardson
Lochlyn Munro
Officer Richardson
Buddy
Brent Butt
Buddy
Buddy
Anthony Harrison
Buddy
News Anchorman
Brian Arnold
News Anchorman
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