Safe Men
“Welcome to the world of disorganised crime.”
Two untalented singers are mistaken for a pair of major league safe crackers in Providence, Rhode Island. The two are pressed into service by the local hoodlums and quickly find themselves in conflict with their professional colleagues. Romantic interest is added by the daughter of the underworld leader who won't date the men she knows are gangsters.
Genres
Comedy, Crime
Studio
Andell Entertainment
Language
en
Status
Released
How Safe Men performed
Budget
$1.0M
Worldwide Gross
$45,724
Gross Profit
−$954,276
Return
0.0× budget
Opening Wknd (est.)
$7K
Source: TMDB. Domestic/international split (~45/55, genre-typical) and the opening-weekend figure (32% of the domestic run, typical for Comedy) are MoviesRankd estimates. Profit is gross revenue minus production budget and excludes marketing — studios typically need ~2–2.5× budget to break even.
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Cast
Samuel
Sam Rockwell
Samuel
Eddie
Steve Zahn
Eddie
Frank
Mark Ruffalo
Frank
Mitchell
Josh Pais
Mitchell
Veal Chop
Paul Giamatti
Veal Chop
Bernie Jr.
Michael Schmidt
Bernie Jr.
Hannah
Christina Kirk
Hannah
Barber
Raymond Serra
Barber
Good Stuff Leo
Harvey Fierstein
Good Stuff Leo
Big Fat Bernie Gayle
Michael Lerner
Big Fat Bernie Gayle
Larry
Michael Showalter
Larry
Philip
John Hamburg
Philip
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