If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
“Everything is under control.”
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Genres
Drama
Studio
A24
Language
en
Status
Released
How If I Had Legs I'd Kick You performed
Budget
$1.5M
Worldwide Gross
$1.7M
Gross Profit
$209,642
Return
1.1× budget
Opening Wknd (est.)
$246K
Source: TMDB. Domestic/international split (~48/52, genre-typical) and the opening-weekend figure (30% of the domestic run, typical for Drama) are MoviesRankd estimates. Profit is gross revenue minus production budget and excludes marketing — studios typically need ~2–2.5× budget to break even.
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Cast
Linda
Rose Byrne
Linda
Therapist
Conan O'Brien
Therapist
James
A$AP Rocky
James
Caroline
Danielle Macdonald
Caroline
Child
Delaney Quinn
Child
Dr. Spring
Mary Bronstein
Dr. Spring
Diana
Ivy Wolk
Diana
Parking Attendant
Mark Stolzenberg
Parking Attendant
Landlord
Manu Narayan
Landlord
Father
Christian Slater
Father
Breathworker
Eva Kornet
Breathworker
Kate
Ella Beatty
Kate
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