Hardbodies

Hardbodies

“If you don't know what they are, you don't know what you're missing.”

May 4, 1984R1h 28mTMDB ★ 4.9

Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit.

Genres

Comedy

Studio

Chroma III Productions

Language

en

Status

Released

Box Office

How Hardbodies performed

Budget

$2.0M

Worldwide Gross

$7.1M

Gross Profit

$5.1M

Return

3.6× budget

Opening Wknd (est.)

$1M

Domestic (est.)
International (est.)
$3M$4M

Source: TMDB. Domestic/international split (~45/55, genre-typical) and the opening-weekend figure (32% of the domestic run, typical for Comedy) are MoviesRankd estimates. Profit is gross revenue minus production budget and excludes marketing — studios typically need ~2–2.5× budget to break even.

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